Scary Things Come In Pink, Fuzzy Packages
Chapter 8 : The Drinking Game
Rating: R By Rodriguez Anna

> Take a sip when -

-The digimon and pokemon parts get boring because you’re reading the story for the lives of Giovanni and Neesha.

-You get confused as to what’s going on.

-Giovanni smirks.

-Spectra decides a certain song fits with the story, not caring if it belongs to her or not.

-An old wife of Giovanni’s is mentioned.

-A bad guy acts like a freak.

-Carmen says the word “Papa”. (I swear, if I was able to consume alcohol when I watched that show two years ago, I would’ve toasted and gotten drunk off that one line. Don’t ask why. It just sounded wrong coming out of a criminal mastermind’s mouth. Then again, Artemis Fowl DID say lollipop.)

-Hitler is mentioned.

-Giovanni decides his gun is his best friend.

-Giovanni gets a nutty idea. (i.e. He decides that being a kindergarten teacher is in his best interest.)

-If you knew Neesha had Stockholm before I directly put that in the story. (Good job.)

-I spell familiar wrong. (i.e. I probably put firmiliar or fimilar. Or something like that. I totally suck. And I love that word. And my spell check doesn’t know what the hell I’m doing when I put those two misspelled words in there, so it doesn’t correct it.)

-Someone complains about how much their life sucks because they are a clone. cough Mewtwocough

-The type of car Giovanni owns is mentioned, if you even know what it is.

-Neesha decides time shifting is totally pimp.

-Lawrence complains about having to go to school, even if his father is a millionaire and inheriting his money would keep him fed even if he got no job.

-You can hear the Darth Vader theme song in the background.

-Neesha swears.

-Mew dances.

-Someone hints the fact that Blackwargreymon is Giovanni’s digimon.

-Giovanni corrects Neesha’s grammar.

-I mention a song that you don’t know what the hell it is.

-Giovanni says something suicidal.

-Giovanni kills something or someone.

-Someone walks in on someone having sex or making out. (Wow . . . . that happens quite a bit. Take little sips on this one.)

-You swear the angst will be the death of you. (Drinks to that.)

-Artemis shows up mysteriously.

Toast when-

-Someone says “Hail Giovanni!” (“Hail Giovanni!”)

-Vodka is mentioned. (“To Vodka!”)

-Mewtwo uses his psychic powers. (“To All the Psychic’s In Our World That Can’t Do That!”)

-Gennai appears. (“To the Hot Version of Gennai!”)

-Someone complains about not having a purpose. (“To the Purpose of Life!”)

-Mr. Goggans is mentioned. (“Hail Chris! And . . . Giovanni?”)

-The author or a character says they are sugar high or it’s obvious (“To Sugar Highs!”)

-Giovanni talks about STDs. (“Hail Birth Control and Condoms!”)

- The Guild is mentioned. (“To the Guild! AKA Super Evil Mastermind’s Anonymous!”)

-I make fun of Tracey Sketchit. (It’s so much fun!)

-A video game is mentioned. (“Hail Cortana!” or “Hail Zelda! The Princess That Gets Herself Into A Buttload of Trouble Constantly!”)

Clink and Drain Glass When-

-Giovanni has sex again.

-Someone throws something.

-You want to call Neesha a Mary Sue but you can’t cause her life sucks.

-Someone you personally know has been inserted in the story for a short time.

-Money is mentioned.

-The story gets boring.

-The story gets funny.

-The story ends.

-Someone complains about their dog being eaten.